Exercising so I can Gorge

Mark Lim - If I want to ever live past 40 I'm going to have to start exercising. I don't like exercising so I mask it with my awesome dance moves.

Hopefully with this daily routine I will burn enough calories that I can stuff my face whenever I want.

In & Out - Double Double

Mark Lim - To All Fast Food Companies: Yes, my curiosity is perked when you top your burger with bleu cheese, portabello mushrooms, pineapples, clams, tripe, sushi, and soak it all in au jus, but you'll never make a good burger if you can't get the basics right.

In & Out's menu is as simple as it gets because they've focused all their talents into one thing: Making a good burger. They have the best quality control when it comes to Fast Food. Their burgers are juicy, flavorful and In & Out is pretty awesome when you're talking about consistency.

Here's a video of me eating a Double Double. I stopped by my dad's dry cleaners to run his shop for the day and he got me lunch. It got a little busy so the burger sat out for about half an hour so it wasn't as good as it normally was, but that was my fault. Enjoy.

In & Out: Double Double

Taste ------------ (9) Great patties, lettuce always good, awesome sauce

Presentation -----(7) Usually pretty good, I let this one sit out for a while though

Price ------------- (9) $3 is a good price for a Double Double

Quantity --------- (7) A pretty big burger for the price

Satisfaction ----- (8) I love me some In & Out

Rating: 9 out of 10

The Double Double is probably the burger I most frequently eat. There's just something comforting about it. I can always count on getting a good quality burger from In & Out.

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Wendy's Bacon Bleu Burger Review

Mark Lim - When I was a little kid I would wait all week for Saturday morning because I knew that was the day I would see some rocking toy commercials that would change my life.

Now that I'm an adult and can't play with toys I still wait all week for new commercials but this time it's for burgers.

My new obsession has been the Wendy's Bacon Bleu Burger. The commercial is tantalizing, hypnotic, and always tempting me with it's apple wood smoked bacon and perfect chunks of bleu cheese blanketing a juicy square bun.

I decided this would be the perfect post for my first video review. I know it's gross and impolite to talk with my mouth full but I'm getting too old to care. Here's the vid:

Talking with my mouth full

Wendy's Bacon Bleu Burger

Looks like a man screaming with open sores in his mouth

The tomato looks lonely. Maybe it should try eHarmony for fruits.

Wendy's: Bacon Bleu Burger

Taste ------------ (8) That bleu cheese and bacon worked really well together

Presentation -----(5) Slightly repulsive

Price ------------- (4) $5 for this? What a rip.

Quantity --------- (5) A Medium sized burger

Satisfaction ----- (6) The taste was unique but it was expensive and lacked presentation.

Rating: 6 out of 10

I hope watching my video review didn't make you guys too sick. Would I get this again? No, but ask me again if I ever win the lotto.

Be Fat! Be Happy!