Calr's Jr. - Grilled Cheese Bacon Sandwich ($7.00 Super Sized Combo) Rating: 7

Mark Lim - Vegetarians rejoice! Carl's Jr. has come out with a brand new Grilled Cheese Sandwich just for all you herbivores out there. Huzzah!

(Oh, don't forget to remind them to hold all the fatty beef patty and delicious bacon strips)

Yes, Carl's Grilled Cheese Sammy wasn't exactly what I expected. I love my massive amounts of meat but I was hoping for more of a tasty cheese focused sandwich. Clearly it wasn't.

Carl's Grilled Cheese Bacon Burger

Enjoying my not so vegetarian sandwich

It's a pretty good looking and tasting but it wasn't anything special. It tastes just like any other sandwich they have except there's an extra slice of cheese in it. There's nothing new or exciting, just another gimmick using the same old ingredients.

They could have tried something really weird like a Mozzarella Cheese Stick Sandwich. That would have been so awesome. Instead they played it safe and just made something quite boring.

Carl's Jr: Grilled Cheese Bacon Sandwich

Taste ------------ (8) A good tasting sammy but very boring

Presentation -----(8) Made well, looked very appetizing

Price ------------- (6) A little expensive

Quantity --------- (7) A good amount of cheese and meat

Satisfaction ----- (7) Happy but not enlightened

Rating: 7 out of 10

In a world of Ipads and Blue dragon riding 3d Space Elves, I think Carl's Jr. could be a little more innovative with their Grilled Cheese. Would I get this again? Yeah, but only to remind my taste buds how forgettable this sandwich is.

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The Farm House - 2lb Burger Challenge

Mark Lim - One of my dreams is to have my picture framed and displayed on a steakhouse wall. I want strangers to admire it and say, "Wow. That guy ate a chunk of meat the size of a hubcap in under 12 minutes."

Alas, I have yet to find a place to challenge my cholesterol cravings. The Farm House in Beaumont California did have a unique offer though. If you can eat their 2lbs of meat burger you win a free cookie. I had to do it. I must not dishonor my family.

"The Justin Burger"

Check out those two 1lb beef patties covered in cheese. Mmmm...

Here's how big it is relative to my head, and remember my head is gigantic.

Needless to say I finished the burger and the waitress was so impressed that she gave me an extra cookie. I didn't stop there though. I had to try Lauren's Chili Cheese Omelette.

Mmm... overindulgence...

Overall it was a pretty good experience. The Farm House is one of the most interesting places I've ever eaten. There's even a giant chicken statue outside

If you guys are ever in Beaumont California I suggest you try it out! It's my new favorite restaurant, and not just because I live in the middle of nowhere.

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Jack in the Box - Jumbo Deal ($3.50) - Rating: 6

Mark Lim - What's more appealing to you, an 8 ounce tin of Beluga Caviar or 1,708 deep fried beef tacos? How about a slice of finely marbled Kobe Beef Steak or 300 cheese-less Jumbo Jacks? Would you rather drink a bottle of 1787 Chateau d'Expensive or 8,547 gallons of Sprite?

This is what Jack in the Box asks with its $3.49 Jumbo Deal. Quantity or Quality? That's the question.

I hate to say it but in most situations I lean towards value over taste. This probably explains why I subject myself to mass amounts of fast food and discount meats.

The Jumbo Deal from Jack in the Box consists of: A Jumbo Jack (No Cheese), Two Fried Beef Tacos, a Small French Fry, and a Small Drink for $3.50. By purchasing all of these together you save about 50 cents which makes this a pretty rockin deal if you've got kids, a mortgage, and a car payment.

Quality: The Jumbo Jack is a sad looking burger but it does try pretty hard by adding tomatoes and lettuce which are the "truffles" of the Dollar Menu world.

The Tacos are an acquired taste. They have a strange texture which I can only describe as crispy soggy. The beef is mixed with a soy filling to help it keep the consistency and flavor of dog food.

Jack in the Box - Jumbo Deal ($3.50)

Taste ------------ (6) Better than your average Dollar Menu
Presentation ---(4) A heaping pile of food, Soup Kitchen style
Price ------------- (9) $3.50 = Best deal in town
Availability ----- (8) A promotion that won't last too much longer
Quantity --------- (8) That's a lot of bang for your buck
Satisfaction ----- (7) Full but not satisfied

Rating: 6 out of 10

If you find yourself starving and digging in your car seats and couch cushions for money then the Jack in the Box Jumbo Deal is for you. If you've got what rich people call, "Paper Money" I suggest you purchase something more delicious.

I do commend Jack in the Box for for giving you the most bang for your buck out of any of the fast food chains. They realize that the backbone of their sales are drunken college students who want to eat something greasy and salty after last call to soak up all the alcohol poisoning.

By staying open late nights and providing affordable meals they are technically saving lives of the drunk and homeless. Thank you Jack in the Box.

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